Three Large Coffees Away From Nirvana

About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

Blogs I follow:

1. "Have you ever wondered where the self resides? Is it in your head or between your sides and who will be the one that decides its true location?"

   - Andrew Bird