Three Large Coffees Away From Nirvana

About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

Blogs I follow:

1. Women of the world, work your interviews like a Chinese gymnast. Wear tight clothes, fake a smile, and lie about your age.