Three Large Coffees Away From Nirvana

About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

Blogs I follow:

1. watching American Psycho then going to bed.

   ihaverocketlegs:

   say somethin.

   Don’t just stare at it, eat it.

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