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About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

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  1. My favorite part of the iPad presentation was when Jobs said that I could change the background of the iPad to anything I wanted—because that’s a key feature!