Three Large Coffees Away From Nirvana

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About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

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  1. "I lost the taste for judging right from wrong for my flesh had turned to fur and my thoughts they were surely turned to instinct."

    - Blitzen Trapper