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I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

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  1. I think it’s quickly becoming time to tell the parents.

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      You can do it Brendan!
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