Three Large Coffees Away From Nirvana

About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

Blogs I follow:

1. I had a dream last night where I was watching CNN coverage of Anderson Cooper in Haiti documenting the damage done by the earthquake. There was gloomy Enya-like music playing in the background until the camera panned over a suburban neighborhood because at that moment the song suddenly changed to poker face. There continued to be video footage of children rummaging in the streets for food while Lady GaGa sang on.