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About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

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  1. "Yo Donatello, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Verrochio had one of the best portrayals of David symbolizing Florence’s competitive nationalism of all time. OF ALL TIME!"