Three Large Coffees Away From Nirvana

About Me

I am like a comic--sans funny, my first illegitimate child will be named Sha Clak Clak, I can pop it harder than Orville Redenbacher, I am toxic like government issue cheese to your kidneys, and I often mistake inanimate objects for women.

Blogs I follow:

1. Iphoning

   I’m going to upload my adventures visually on tumblr from now on woo woo!