December 2010
2 posts
November 2010
3 posts
Iphoning
I’m going to upload my adventures visually on tumblr from now on woo woo!
June 2010
5 posts
You may never be this happy.
Ilya, please do this to Shady →
May 2010
2 posts
“Put the mamosas down, bitch.”
A week and a half till I’m out of University Housing…THANK GOD!
April 2010
1 post
“Have you ever wondered where the self resides? Is it in your head or between...”
– Andrew Bird
March 2010
2 posts
Women of the world, work your interviews like a Chinese gymnast. Wear tight clothes, fake a smile, and lie about your age.
February 2010
20 posts
Oh, It is Love - HelloGoodbye
Your score of 98 is greater than 100% of the...
Take THAT Chemistry!
New and Old Friends to boot
djsparklekitten:
Life here at the Second semester in this crazy Zou, has been a changing one each and every day. I’ve started to hang out with some of the coolest people I know. Sure, I may seem like a total jerk to them sometimes. But the truth is, I care for each and every one of them more than anything, even though they may not know it. I’ve started to give a shit about going to class,...
I’m going to mix Nickleback and Creed to make Nicklecreed. It will be awful.
SO. FUCKING. EDGY.
watching American Psycho then going to bed.
ihaverocketlegs:
say somethin.
Don’t just stare at it, eat it.
“If I had a bear for every time I’ve heard that I’d have so many...”
– Me
“The more cats you have the more chances you have to be loved by them.”
“Skynet is real, it’s just passive aggressive now.”
– Random guy in the Union
My favorite part of the iPad presentation was when Jobs said that I could change the background of the iPad to anything I wanted—because that’s a key feature!
Screw the metrics system and the horse by which it rode on, which, by the way, is 15 hands tall.
We have paid for your weekend, because it was a disaster.
-Love, FEMA
January 2010
34 posts
“But now my fur has turned to skin, and I’ve been quickly ushered in to a...”
– Blitzen Trapper
“I lost the taste for judging right from wrong for my flesh had turned to fur and...”
– Blitzen Trapper
Alice Glass, I love you.
It’s true.
The iPad is magical in the sense that a curse is a type of magic.
I think it’s quickly becoming time to tell the parents.
“Come back get back, that’s the part of success. If you believe in the S...”
– Snoop Dogg
I had a dream last night where I was watching CNN coverage of Anderson Cooper in Haiti documenting the damage done by the earthquake. There was gloomy Enya-like music playing in the background until the camera panned over a suburban neighborhood because at that moment the song suddenly changed to poker face. There continued to be video footage of children rummaging in the streets for food while...
“Vodka tastes better on a Wednesday.”
– Brendan
“Yo Donatello, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but...”
